@amanda.omg.lol Open a store where you sell Mac&Cheese with these pots and “utensils” and I guarantee you the line of hipsters waiting to order will be at least two blocks.
@ulyssepence.bsky.social Also happy birthday, if that’s what this is 🎉
@ulyssepence.bsky.social As someone who recently turned 40 I approve of this message.
@lukasrosenstock.net What I find more worrisome is that apparently many people enjoy living in a world where they can delegate their thinking to someone (or something) else instead of thinking for themselves.
@gracekind.net You should have bought proper teleportation tech with built-in deduplication but you insisted on buying the cheap knock-off and now you’re dealing with these problems.